I'm the monster who parents tell their children about at night

 

 

formally ' with-out-wax ' and ' wine-in-the-afternoon ' and ' neo-politandreams ' and witch-of-pittenweem

 

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Welcome to my ~fabulous~ blog. Hullo, Magda here.I also go by the name Mycroft, sometimes Loki. preferred gender pronoun: My Queen. I live in Warsaw, Poland but lived for most of my life in Sydney, Australia. I shall reblog whatever tickles my fancy.

 

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female-to-female:

female-to-female:

why are conservatives who would never be affected by a minimum wage increase so passionately against it

like i’ve seen people who will never work a minimum wage job in their lives get legitimately angry at the idea

(via sonicmeplease)


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dearnonacepeople:

Some are born great,
some achieve greatness,
And some have greatness given to them through systematic inequality

(via yann1s)


10 / 21 / 1424,129 notes + (originally from dearnonacepeople)

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misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

(via ulooktimelord)


10 / 21 / 14249,413 notes + (originally from awwww-cute)

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

(Source: kidt82, via kingslay-r)


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herrfivehead:

being in denial about your favorite character dying

image

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redheadsugar:

iridessence:

captionshaming:

blondebarbells:

truestrength525:

cantweall-justgetabong:

vorpalsuicide:

Yeah. This.

"grow a pear."
am I the only one stuck on this?

Now it makes since that people always say “men feel like theyre entitled to sex.” I didnt actually realized dudes seriously said shit like this. Wow.

this man needs jesus

Grow a million pears and throw them all at him

Grow a pear. Grow a million pears. Press them into juice and start a business. Market to grocery store chains nationwide, earn millions and build an empire, made from pears. Sit inside of your pear shaped throne, listening to the needs of people who come to you for charity, and when he’s next in line and approaches your feet, spewing male entitlement fuckery about how women won’t fuck him, have him executed by your mutant pear guards, just after whispering “i grew a pear. How does it feel to know you caused this?”

"Is it my looks."

Yeah totally. That’s the only thing.

(Source: tindersfinestbachelors, via heartattackle)


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antidarkheart:

tateshaw:

fancysomedisneymagic:

This is crazy….

Tis not crazy, Disney would have the voice actors act out a scene so that the artist could use it as a reference. In fact the audio for the Mad Hatter is all taken from this scene. 

So when someone tells you that “referencing is cheating”, just know that they’re lying. 

Nearly all of the best artists reference! 

(Source: graybles, via iron-han)


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do-you-have-a-flag:

being friends with someone who intimidates you because they’re so amazing

image

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

(via iron-han)


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  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

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I give up on this. I’m going back to what I know best : paint. #WiP

I give up on this. I’m going back to what I know best : paint. #WiP


10 / 21 / 14 +
#wip

(Source: raven, via maris-a)


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vivelareine:

—Marie Antoinette (2006)

(via wearyruler)


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