I'm the monster who parents tell their children about at night

 

 

formally ' with-out-wax ' and ' wine-in-the-afternoon ' and ' neo-politandreams ' and witch-of-pittenweem

 

SLYTHERIN
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Welcome to my ~fabulous~ blog. Hullo, Magda here.I also go by the name Mycroft, sometimes Loki. preferred gender pronoun: My Queen. I live in Warsaw, Poland but lived for most of my life in Sydney, Australia. I shall reblog whatever tickles my fancy.

 

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Hey bby. Fancy seeing you here.

Hey bby. Fancy seeing you here.


09 / 23 / 14 +

Bunny kisses 🐰💋🐰

Bunny kisses 🐰💋🐰


09 / 23 / 141 note +

Thank you Nestlé

Thank you Nestlé


09 / 22 / 14 +

I should really upload all the photos to our stream but eugh effort. 
Miss my bbies. What a bunch of fuckers. They could of atleast tried to be awful people so I wouldn’t miss them so much.

I should really upload all the photos to our stream but eugh effort.
Miss my bbies. What a bunch of fuckers. They could of atleast tried to be awful people so I wouldn’t miss them so much.


09 / 22 / 14 +

Thanks Chris.

Thanks Chris.


09 / 22 / 141 note +

BUT WHY IS THE WINE GONE? #instaface #thisisterribleimsorry #ifeelsofatjesuschrist #thesepijamasarecomfybutnotflatering

BUT WHY IS THE WINE GONE? #instaface #thisisterribleimsorry #ifeelsofatjesuschrist #thesepijamasarecomfybutnotflatering


09 / 21 / 141 note +

Bottle openers are for losers. #instaface #iamwearingmanpijamasyolo

Bottle openers are for losers. #instaface #iamwearingmanpijamasyolo


09 / 21 / 14 +

Dont worry. We saved all the carrots at maccas from the batumi floods

Dont worry. We saved all the carrots at maccas from the batumi floods


09 / 21 / 14 +

Chair minus mum.

Chair minus mum.


09 / 21 / 14 +

I cant take pictures of the chairs because everyone keeps on sitting on them.

I cant take pictures of the chairs because everyone keeps on sitting on them.


09 / 21 / 14 +

Finally have a mirror. Praise The Lord below.

Finally have a mirror. Praise The Lord below.


09 / 21 / 142 notes +

Everything is so misty and Pastel.

Everything is so misty and Pastel.


09 / 20 / 14 +

Past, present, future (?) cities ?? Coincidence ??? I think not.

Past, present, future (?) cities ?? Coincidence ??? I think not.


09 / 20 / 14 +

Obligatory bathroom selfie. #instaface

Obligatory bathroom selfie. #instaface


09 / 20 / 14 +

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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(via gyro-gyro-gyro)


09 / 19 / 1481,157 notes + (originally from that-stupid-tardis-sound)