I'm the monster who parents tell their children about at night

 

 

formally ' with-out-wax ' and ' wine-in-the-afternoon ' and ' neo-politandreams ' and witch-of-pittenweem

 

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Welcome to my ~fabulous~ blog. Hullo, Magda here.I also go by the name Mycroft, sometimes Loki. preferred gender pronoun: My Queen. I live in Warsaw, Poland but lived for most of my life in Sydney, Australia. I shall reblog whatever tickles my fancy.

 

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BUT WHY IS THE WINE GONE? #instaface #thisisterribleimsorry #ifeelsofatjesuschrist #thesepijamasarecomfybutnotflatering

BUT WHY IS THE WINE GONE? #instaface #thisisterribleimsorry #ifeelsofatjesuschrist #thesepijamasarecomfybutnotflatering


09 / 21 / 141 note +

Bottle openers are for losers. #instaface #iamwearingmanpijamasyolo

Bottle openers are for losers. #instaface #iamwearingmanpijamasyolo


09 / 21 / 14 +

Dont worry. We saved all the carrots at maccas from the batumi floods

Dont worry. We saved all the carrots at maccas from the batumi floods


09 / 21 / 14 +

Chair minus mum.

Chair minus mum.


09 / 21 / 14 +

I cant take pictures of the chairs because everyone keeps on sitting on them.

I cant take pictures of the chairs because everyone keeps on sitting on them.


09 / 21 / 14 +

Finally have a mirror. Praise The Lord below.

Finally have a mirror. Praise The Lord below.


09 / 21 / 142 notes +

Everything is so misty and Pastel.

Everything is so misty and Pastel.


09 / 20 / 14 +

Past, present, future (?) cities ?? Coincidence ??? I think not.

Past, present, future (?) cities ?? Coincidence ??? I think not.


09 / 20 / 14 +

Obligatory bathroom selfie. #instaface

Obligatory bathroom selfie. #instaface


09 / 20 / 14 +

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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09 / 19 / 1477,730 notes + (originally from that-stupid-tardis-sound)

fucksebastianstan:

These blankets are the same size, same price, made by the same company, made of the same material, and both were bought at Target.

Do you see who they’ve conveniently left out of them?


09 / 19 / 1422 notes + (originally from fucksebastianstan)

upallnightogetloki:

scratchthemaven:

“Is the Winter Soldier the world’s most dangerous assassin that’s ever lived or the world’s longest serving P.O.W.?” Anthony Russo asked.

do u ever cry?

I’m crying right now

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09 / 19 / 142,019 notes + (originally from scratchthemaven)

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larvalhex:

"Howl’s Moving Castle"-2004

larvalhex:

"Howl’s Moving Castle"-2004

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09 / 19 / 1442,590 notes + (originally from hateyoualatte)

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